Cyanide Sweetheart, blowing on a brass trombone,
Rudely interupted by her little brother's mobile phone,
McMadCow burgers, drivin' all the kids insane,
Couch potato, addicted to playing online games.

Pompus Penguins, lying on the sun baked sand,
Ice cold coktails & factor fifty close at hand,
Respectful silence, a minutes tribute to the best,
Graveside grieving, another hero laid to rest.

Uncle Fester, going for a haircut,
Cheesey stuffed crust 12" at the red hut,
Chocolate teapot, melting from the inside out,
Doormouse dreaming, "Here's my handle, here's my spout"

Teen binge drinking, uniforms at the front door,
Fag break smokers, standing in a downpour,
Virtual warfare, in cyber space nobody dies,
Reality biting, bodies piling up before your eyes.

Rampant Tigers, mauling all those in their path,
Tempers fraying, dirty tackle, early bath,
Salmonlike commuters, swimming against a human tide,
Where have all the bees gone, polonation suicide.

Uncle Fester, going for a haircut,
Cheesey stuffed crust 12" at the red hut,
Chocolate teapot, melting from the inside out,
Doormouse dreaming, "Here's my handle, here's my spout"

Fat cat bankers, Blood sucking leeches,
Couldn't care pupil, apothetic teachers,
Live Earth concert, Pink Floyd reunion,
Catholic Church cover up, quire boys, communion.

Uncle Fester, going for a haircut,
Cheesey stuffed crust 12" at the red hut,
Chocolate teapot, melting from the inside out,
Doormouse dreaming, "Here's my handle, here's my spout"